Congratulations on making it to this point of Sabowl XI. It have been a good journey and we are looking forward to a great finish to the Sabowl season. We have a good field ready to march towards a championship. Everyone is still in contention (except Emily). Toilet Bowl is making preparations on making a trip to the “Land of Lincoln.”
With the good news of this season, we need to address some serious concerns. We need to be honest here. What has happened to the Sabowl? I am not sure when this decline started but I would like to draw you attention to last year. The “Locker Room” was sub par to say the least. We have not received an excessively long written post from Rebecca. The Sabowl has not been in display of the champion’s home prominently. We are off to another dismal start this season. We have yet to hear from last season’s champion. We have had little involvement in the “Locker Room”. This is good…”WRONG!!!” What was once great, is no longer.
It is time to “Make Sabowl Great Again.” It is up to us…the contestants, the competitors. We need you in the “Locker Room.” We need you ragging on each other. We need you to laugh at Danny when he does his yearly “I quit. I’m done” speech. We need you to start preparing Ellen for her eventual collapse from the top of the standings. Seriously, we all know that will not last. Has Georgia Tech lost their game yet Jonathan? Christina has not been called out for being smug yet. We have a newbie, “Izabowla”, who has not even been challenged. What kind of adult can we expect her to be if we do not train her properly in this way. If she ends up a dud, I am holding you all responsible. Let’s go everyone, you can do this! Am I missing something? Has someone deleted 30,000 comments from the “Locker Room?” This magnifies what the incredible event was built on. This is still so much that I want to say so if I have not addressed you directly, I will work on that in the “Locker Room.”
We promise to post more regularly and keep the standing updated on a game by game basis. If not, someone will be FIRED! By the way, good job to the I-team for mentioning Russian hackers. Sabowl.com has now been flagged and will be monitored. The Sabowl will have a hard time passing through security checks if it were to ever travel. I am not too concerned about that. I feel that one day the Sabowl will be running security in our nation.
Check the spreadsheet and standings throughout the games today. I am not going to post the picks or the games because you are capable of doing that yourself. Have a great Sabowl day.