SABOWL WEEK 2011

Welcome to SABOWL WEEK everyone!  As you know, the 2012 Sabowl will begin Friday.  We are in the midst of making the necessary preparations to ensure that it will be a memorable and pleasurable Sabowl experience for you.  The Sabowl Leadership Team is excited about recent changes that will not only help you through this process; it will also change your life for the better in every aspect.  You have already seen the recently revamped Sabowl.com, which we are very proud of.  Thank you Assistant Sabowl Commissioner, Future Head Commissioner, Acting Head Commissioner, Sabowl IT Director, and 5-time Sabowl loser-Josh Sabo.  You have also noticed the new state of the art picking selection process as well.  Like I have said many incredible changes that will make this a great Sabowl.  It could quite possibly be the best Sabowl ever…definitely the best Sabowl of this year.      

Also new this year will be SABOWL WEEK.  You have heard of Shark Week, Bike Week, Steampunk Week, Fashion Week, Yosemite Week, West Wing Week, Big Cat Week, Brain Awareness Week, Jonathan is Weak, and many others.  Now it is time to introduce you to SABOWL WEEK.  Starting today and going to Saturday, you will get a clear picture of what the Sabowl is and does through a day and basically its life.  You will see where the Sabowl sleeps and how it functions in our society.  We will address very important questions such as:
“Is the Sabowl a boy or a girl?”
“What was the Sabowl like as a child?”
“Does the Sabowl suffer from allergies?”
“Is it true that the Sabowl was actually abducted by aliens in 1998?”
“Who really would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or the Sabowl?”

So please pay very close attention to the Sabowl website: www.sabowl.com for daily updates.  They will be released as early as today.  You can also follow the daily activities of the Sabowl and hear directly from it on Twitter: http://twitter.com/sabowl    You do not have to have a Twitter account to follow, just click the link. 

Please remember that picks are due picks are due tomorrow-Wednesday, Dec. 14.

7 thoughts on “SABOWL WEEK 2011

  1. josh

    The elephant in the room is whether or not its true that the SABOWL was a part of Seal Team 6. I heard that the SABOWL actually held the helicopter pilot up as they flew.

    A couple more that come to mind:
    – Is it true that Tim Tebow rubs the SABOWL every game in between the 3rd and 4th quarters?
    – Also, I heard that Ryan Braun really didn’t do steroids he just drank a vitamin-energy shake out of the SABOWL once a week. The SABOWL was the source of the positive PED test.

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  2. Danny

    Just reviewed the Sabowl history when I noticed again the unsettling pattern of winners. In 5 years the Sabowl has only resided at two differently family homes. Cannot wait for it to arrive in Maryland in 2012.

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    1. Michael

      I agree that it is a disturbing pattern and really quite sad. The Sabowl did tell me that this past year has been the happiest in its life and does not plan to leave.

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      1. Danny

        That is the jet lag talking. Just show the Sabowl pictures of the beach and steamed crabs. I am sure the Sabowl will be content in the sunny taxed till you drop shores of Maryland.

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      2. josh

        thats really interesting Michael, the crayon marks and other new “elements of character” the SABOWL has received under your watch would say otherwise!

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  3. josh

    The SABOWL definitely needs a new home if it wants to be considered a legitimate operation…I’d prefer the Midwest over the Eastern Shore though.

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