SABOWL XII Is Here!!!

Welcome to SABOWL XII everyone!

In a world where nobody gets along and each day’s news brings another reason to disagree, today we step into the one true reason to disagree…The SABOWL!The beauty and mystery of the SABOWL is that it simultaneously draws our family closer together & farther apart.

This season we will be unified in our hope for the glorious presence of the SABOWL to fill our home and most of us will be unified in crushing, devastating defeat. We’ve got a great season in store for us!

So many storylines to follow:
– Could No-Mo-Amacho-Joe possibly repeat his title?
– Will Josh be able to rebound from experiencing such an excruciating last minute defeat last year in the closest SABOWL race in SABOWL history?
– Could Izabella establish herself as a force to be reckoned with?
– Will Julian be this year’s coming of age story?
– Will Jonathan pick Georgia Tech to win even though they didn’t make a bowl game this year?
– How many times will Mike Gundy make an appearance this season?
– Where is the SABOWL? Historically bar-mitzvah’s correspond with SABOWL-napping and the I-TEAM is exploring some leads as this post is going live.
– How many times will Danny declare the SABOWL rigged, bemoan the spread, and quit before he is actually eliminated from contention (or wins)?

As you can see, with all these questions floating out there, we’ve got an exciting SABOWL season ahead of us!

Some notes as we enjoy today’s festivities:

  • The site will be brought up to SABOWL XII standards this evening with a public spreadsheet and other updates.
  • SABOWL for Kids info will be coming soon.
  • The Locker Room is now open…enjoy!

62 thoughts on “SABOWL XII Is Here!!!

  1. Jonathan

    There should have been a write-in pick for the National Champion. Rumor is half of Georgia’s roster got arrested and Georgia Tech is going to replace them in the playoff.

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    1. Jimmy

      Rumor is they don’t give bowl games to teams who can’t win half of their games. With teammates knocking each other out on TMZ videos.

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  2. josh Post author

    Check Julian out! Way to start a SABOWL bud.

    Danny are you properly preparing him for the heartbreak in his future?

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  3. I Team

    Breaking:
    It has come to our attention that the quarterback for Akron is from Springfield Illinois. Since he has refused to throw the ball to any of his teammates and Josh picked against him, we will be looking to see if any communication between the 2 have been made. Check back for updates.

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    1. I Team

      Update:
      After a thorough investigation it has been determined that Akron is indeed that bad. No further investigation into these accusations.

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    2. josh

      Haha, I had to dig and do the research. His name was completely unfamiliar to me. Good reason for largest spread of SABOWL here…

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    1. Michael

      I was hoping to go winless because that would really be the only thing I could feasibly accomplish. Now I can’t even do that.

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      1. Jonathan

        Lane Kiffin is ruthless. Up 50-3 and still trying to score with 30 seconds left in the game. There need to be more coaches that keep the spread in mind like this.

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    1. Danny

      And just like that…. Michael and I are almost tied. Good lucke to you, but we will battle! Maybe! I am hoping at least to put up a fight!

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  4. Danny

    Just reviewed the SABOWL history and feeling a little blue as I was reminded I have been second to last for the past three years. At least I am consistent. I would like to go an overconfident rant about how I am going to take it all this year and figuratively take the trophy from Joe but I am not feeling it tonight. Instead, I will put on my pajamas and slippers, get a gallon of ice cream and find a Patrick Swayze movie to watch. But I will be back………

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  5. Fake News Report

    There has been some accusations made in Sabowl reporting.
    The claim is that the Sabowl standings and spreadsheet are slow to be updated after Josh loses. When he wins, immediate update.

    Of course, we never want the truth to get in a way of a good story so we are going to with it.

    After Josh’s performance today-we may have some updates by Christmas Eve.

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  6. I TEAM

    Ok Fake News, we have a problem here. The I Team will be the one bring accusations to the Locker Room. You can take your divisive strategies to some other family Bowl activity.

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      1. josh Post author

        I just did another update on the spreadsheet but after seeing how I performed I’m probably done updating the spreadsheet for the rest of the year.

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  7. Jonathan

    This update is a little behind because I am offended by the language used by the Wyoming quarterback during his postgame interview. Although I replayed the interview several times and could not understand what he said. I know he used foul language because he apologized for it 3 times. This behavior is unacceptable for a SABOWL participant and I think Wyoming should forfeit this game.

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  8. josh Post author

    SABOWL for KIDS info will be coming out soon. It will span the final 9 games from 12/30 to 1/1 of the SABOWL, not counting championship game.

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