Here is all I got today.
All of the “snarky” comments will have to come in the locker room!
Enjoy the video:
AdvoCare 1000 Independence Bowl
Louisiana Monroe vs. Ohio
2:00 pm
Favorite: L-M (6.5)
Russell Athletic Bowl
Virginia Tech vs. Rutgers
5:30 pm
Favorite: VT (2.5)
Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas
Texas Tech vs. Minnesota
3:00
Favorite: Texas Tech (12.5)
Make sure you don’t get the Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas confused with the Meineke Car Care Bowl of Maine.
Texas Forever!
TEXAS FOREVER!
Game right now, sole first place is at stake. Who will it be? Josh or Jonathan?
Shocking that either of them are this close to the lead.
I cherish every moment near the lead!
Historic moment that should have been noted. First time ever that there has been a two way tie between Josh and myself.
Is anyone listening to me?
Comment from an unnamed Sabowl participant: “I have not been on that website at all.” -referring to http://www.sabowl.com. Wow! Shocking! How does that happen?
That can’t be true! The locker room has been missing some of its mojo this season. I take part of the blame for that, been a crazy SABOWL season for us.
I thought there was a correlation between my recent 7 game win streak and my participation in the SABOWL Locker room. That theory is however quickly being proven wrong.
Love the fact that the http://www.sabowl.com was linked on its own website.
Just was again.
Sounds like a one year suspension hearing may be in order. There are witnesses to the crime.
Second game of today is down to the wire. Overtime with 2.5 spread. Tune in now.
I cant stand VA Tech. Just might never watch another football game again. Anyone know what network has ice skating?
I understand.
NBC is usually good for that when they are not showing Notre Dame stuff.
I AM GETTING SABOWLED!
This is brutal. Four straight losses.
There is a chance that I may not win another game.
Know the feeling. It usually gets better, then you get SABOWLED again!
You are right.
I believe that I was in Sabowled denial for awhile there. Should have known.
Please Minnesota. Please don’t stink too bad. Only stink enough to get beat by 11 or so points.
You are there. Your only losing by three points. Start running the clck
How do you misquote yourself?
Out with the old,
In with the new!
Thank you ESPN 3 for showing this game live. You are the best.
It is nice to see Josh and Jonathan at the top together. OK, I am over it. Time for you both to start losing.
You should see them together over. They are all giddy like a couple of little girls. No offense to the lady Sabowl contestants.
No thanks. I’d probably vomit. That would not be good for anyone.
Not a pretty site.
They are coming up with strategy. Not sure how at this point. Calling their self an Alliance. #notsurvivor
We’ve decided that if either of us wins, we’re going to split custody.
#NOT
You clowns know its too soon to talk about being SABOWLED. D/S made a crazy comeback last year. I will not get giddy until after Alabama/Notre Dame…and chances are ill be crying because I got SABOWLED.
#rebeccalength
Oh, we have already conceded defeat!! That is why I continue to search for ice skating competitions.
Looks like we have a tie for the lead again. Second place group is an entire two games back.
Check that-second is only one game back. T
Check that. Second is only one game back.
Big day today.
Possible scenarios:
If Christina goes 5-0 today, she would be 9-10.
Josh, current leader, would be 11-8.
However, Jonathan, current leader will be 15-4.
If I were to win all five games today, I will still be one game out of first. Disappointing.
If we win all five we tie Josh. But 4 of our 5 need to beat the spread and well ….. I am still looking for ice skating
Correction. I was wrong, if we win all five we are still out one game. But if we win the next 9 we just might have a chance.
I’m commenting live from SABOWL party 2012…epic.
#SABOWLparty2012 best Sabowl party of the year. hot dogs and fruit cocktail. yep.
And SABOWL cupcakes!
Rotel cheese dip son! I could live off that stuff!
Slightly disappointed in West Virginia.
West Virginia’s uniforms blend in with the trampled snow! #appropriate
feel bad for the little guys out there.
Can West Virginia use some of the touchdowns from last year’s game against Clemson?
Does anyone remember that game?
I do remember.
I think they actually just scored another touchdown against Clemson
That was Jonathan, not Josh ^^^^^^
So West Virginia believes that they are in another dimension playing Clemson. #itstheisland
For the record, There can only be one Sabowl.
However…you can find many other great SABOWL items at the SABOWL store.
Can you get cupcakes at the SABOWL store?
How about tatoos?
SABOWL HGH available Fall 2013…
New SABOWL motto:
The beauty and mystery of the SABOWL is that it simultaneously draws our family closer together & farther apart.
Retweet what Josh just said. #hashtag that
New Toilet Bowl motto:
Blame it on the spread!
No…I was just being hypothetical.
With all that snow the field is the same color as a boiled turkey hot dog.
Game 4 is about to kick off.
Are you ready?
Riddle me that!
What a horrible night to forget my P I D!
I feel totally isolated from any conversations.
P I D = Personal Isolation Device for those who didn’t know.
Late to the party again. I seem to be the only one in here.
I am here man!
You remember when Josh put in that picture of the “Sabowl finger”.
(a kid giving an unkind gesture but had the actual Sabowl over it to cover it up)
I think about that picture almost everyday but am just now about to comment about it. What an awesome picture.
i agree I almost commented on it then, but I got busy. Funny pic.
That pic was awesome! Oh the SABOWL memories.
That kids face was priceless. Poor kid. Don’t think he got a Red Rider BB gun for Christmas.
Nor does he need to with all of that anger in his eyes. #whatashame
Nothing to make #SABOWLparty2012 a great one my Nellie and “Champion of the World”
#SABOWLparty2012 quote “who’s Nellie?”
Not to be confused with “whoa Nellie”.
How can you possibly have a SABOWL party with the SABOWL in Maryland? AND – the SABOWL never received an invitation to the party. This is awkward!
Hey what we say we’re sore losers. You’ll know the feeling soon.
Know the feeing that we are sore losers?
Know the feeling of being sore losers
No official Sabowl but we did have pictures. Sorry no invitation. However there are still a few cupcakes left.
Cupcakes will be left in your drive way Danny 🙂
Don’t put them in Danny’s driveway!!! They’ll end up smashed like deliciously frosted sugar cookies!
What?!?!!!? Who would do something like that?
Don’t think the Sabowl would allow that.
good point… I’ll head to the Sabowl Store for some personalized tupperware so that the cupcakes will be safe in the driveway…. until Brando gets there. #bigscarybutreallysweetdog
Solution to that is to head over to the Sabowl Store and buy a Sabowl Dog Dish and have some special treats for Brando.
Welcome to the locker room Christina! And with nice style!
thank you kindly… i had a hankerin’ for some locker room
Does the Sabowl have a Skype account?
Danny, as a SABOWL champion you should know that the SABOWL is about more than a beautiful inanimate trophy – it’s about family bonding, comradarie, and forgiveness.
#wishyallcouldvebeenthere
#hashtagsaslongasrebeccasposts
Yeah right…it’s about the trophy. all of the other stuff will come later…if necessary.
And if it does not, who cares? Your name is going on the back of it. Does anything else matter?
Spoken like a bitter old grandpa champion.
Bitter old TWO time champion. Hello!
#Sabowlparty2012 quote “it’s not personal, just business. It’s not that I don’t like Tech.”
Forget what I said about Texas Forever earlier.
TEXAS FOREVER!
#duplicatecomment
Has anyone read the descriptions of items in the Sabowl store?! fantastic Josh they had me laughing so hard that I almost forgot how poorly I am doing in my chase for the Sabowl.
Thank you!!! That’s where all the time was spent folks!
A sample:
SABOWL magnet
The official magnet of the SABOWL. We know we can be forgetful at times…this magnet screams “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET BACK INTO THE LOCKER ROOM BEFORE YOU MISS SOMETHING HILARIOUS!” The SABOWL commissioners have recommended buying enough of these magnets that you can place them in such a way that they are visible to you throughout your entire day during the SABOWL season.
Great for stocking stuffers as well. The gift that keeps on ….. You know the rest.
@Michael – regarding an earlier face to face locker room conversation, kinda like being in the locker room ice tub where everyone else couldn’t hear us talk:
You mentioned spreadsheet not being iPod/iPhone/mobile devise spreadsheet. This is correct in regards to the spreadsheet on the web page, however right above the embedded spreadsheet is a link to the google docs spreadsheet. This is the link:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0AlHypXycEzfKdHA4LVU3b1ZYY0txRFd5VzVyNDJaWkE&output=html
I’d recommend clicking on that & creating a bookmark on you iPod homepage.
#techtip #commentmachine #SABOWLITdept
#welldonemuchappreciatedandiwillneverforget
A real life conversation? What?
#IThinkTheConversationWasWithMe
There have been 3 official SABOWL eliminations. This includes 1 past Sabowl Champion and 2 past Toilet Bowl Champions.
#FirstOfficialEliminationOfSabowlVII
Heartbreaking!
#getready4nextyear
#sabowl8
Total let down, with my hours of “strategery” and everything. Forget it Danny, all the cupcakes are gone. I will be eating them in my closet while listening to some Kenny G music to get over the pain.
Sabo Out!!
My sincere apologies Christina. Just a suggestion to help you cope with SABOWL Syndrome…have you checked out the SABOWL’D dartboard? Goes great with Kenny G.
Out with the old,
In with the new.
Does that apply here?
That will apply when we are able to eliminate all of you old grandpa past Sabowl champions
#OutWithTheOldInWithTheNew
I believe a 3 time champion would be new since it has never been done in Sabowl history.
#JimmyhijackedmyPIDandatealltheandescandies
I can’t believe you guys came to my house and ate the food I put out for you.
NOT ME!
#sabowllockerroomidentityhijackgatehasbegun
Hot dog bar was pretty sweet though
#sabowllockerroomidentityhijackgatehasbeensolved
#ihearcarsplayinginmybedroom
#istreystillhear?
#anyoneseenmycomputercharger
I agree, I think the hot dog bar was sweet enough to make the Sabowl itself jealous.
#whenisaysabowlitselfiamtalkingabouttheactualsabowl
#wewillarrangeforanotherhotdogbarwhenthesabowlreturnstogeorgia
I agree. Well done. However I do not believe that the Sabowl can be jealous…only angry and vengeful.
In my mind, I picture the Sabowl standing there with it’s hands on is hips, shaking its head with disgust.
The SABOWL can’t go down to Georgia. Must Stay in Maryland or…. maybe…. um….. I can’t say it… Illinois.
SABOWL for Kids has been updated
No its not
#youdidntdoitright
Thanks. Good luck to all the kids.
Thank you Josh I do appreciate that. Seriously. You know what I talking about.
I appreciate that as well.
Forget what I said about Texas forever. Totally messed up by every Texas team so far.
Hopefully that will not be the case tonight. #nfceastondaline
#rg3forprez2016
Check that-Rice pulled out a win. #mybadmybad