We have a new Sabowl Champion. It is an honor to announce that Josh will be bringing home the Sabowl to the Land of Lincoln. I believe that Abe would be proud. I can picture Lincoln, standing there with his arms out ready to embrace the Sabowl just as he was ready to embrace the southern states prior to the Reconstruction.
In fact, Josh sort of reminds me of our 16th President. Both have suffered multiple failures in politics or in previous Sabowls. However, both persevered to greatness, prestige, honor, and bragging rights. You can truly be proud. As a two-time Sabowl champion, I understand your jubilation and excitement. It is moments like these that you will be able to tell all of your 13 children about.
In other matters, the Toilet Bowl is still on the line. Christina and Jimmy are in a battle to the very end. It will be interesting to see how this one comes out. In the meantime, here are some interesting facts regarding toilets:
-40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year!
-The first toilet ever seen on TV in the USA was on Leave it To Beaver!
-Green Bay Wisconsin produces the most toilet paper in the world!
Again…beyond honored to finally get my name on the SABOWL. To be named in the same sentence as President Lincoln is icing on the cake.
It’s been a dream season. April pointed out to me today my signature from the first mass email of SABOWL VII:
“Sincerely,
Josh Sabo
Assistant to the SABOWL Commissioner
CIO of SABOWL.com
Future SABOWL VII Champion (called it first folks)”
After experiencing 6 years of failure, life is different on this side of the SABOWL.