Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the SABOWL. During the offseason, www.sabowl.com was hacked.
The good news: no passwords or personal information were stolen by the hackers because…well, none exists on www.sabowl.com.
The bad news: this photo was splashed all over the site:
The good news that flows from the bad news: during the SABOWL offseason, the Locker Room goes virtually dormant and the site averages .00021 views per day. So none of you even noticed.
The challenge to us is very clear this SABOWL season and the stakes are higher than ever. This SABOWL season, the world is looking toward the SABOWL for hope, for perseverance in the face of tyranny, for joy, and for moments of distraction that can not be filled by a movie about potheads.
Today we march forward.
Today we fill a void our world desperately needs.
Today we SABOWL.
Let’s be real about today’s game action, with teams in action like Louisiana Lafayette, South Alabama, and Bowling Green and bowl names like the Raycom Media Cameillia Bowl – we have no clue about what is going on with these teams. What we do know is that we all picked winners and today is a huge day to see who jumps out to an early lead in the SABOWL.
Sit back and enjoy, bring the Locker Room to life, and show the world that the SABOWL will not be defeated. The world is watching Sabo’s.
What now, all Sabowlers need to into a witness protection program? I could use a change of scenery.
Looks like I am already on my way to losing this year.
That is probably true.
I think I lost my chances as soon as last season was over.
Danny, the SABOWL refuses to hide.
I would also add that right now you are winning the locker room, there is something to be said for that!
We need a jury to decide who wins the locker room battle to make it official.
I am here in the locker room. When does the Sabowl start?
…you’re fired
#goodnameforyourfirewoodbusiness
love it.
Interesting that you say the Sabowl refused to hide, yet I am failing to see it prominently displayed in the picture released on Twitter from where the Sabowl supposedly lives.
Maybe it has its own table dedicated to its display on the other side of the room. Can we get an I-Team inquiry to this?
Okay, after some investigating from the I-team, it has been determined that the Sabowl is in the picture.
However, another inquiry is being launched into whether the photo was staged.
Conclusions that are being drawn from the picture are bringing more questions to the surface.
It appears that the Sabowl is blocking a good portion of what looks to be a new tv. Is it reasonable to ask someone to watch a Sabowl season without having access to the entire screen?
Was the Sabowl brought out of a less prominent location for the taking of this picture?
Is that really the Sabowl or was there an image cropped into the picture?
Has the Sabowl and other Sabowl secrets been sold to North Korea?
It was probably shoved back in the box in the closet its been stuck in all year imediately after the photo was taken.
There are some serious accusations flying around here. Curious to read every chapter of the Champ’s response.
Sounds potentially contentious, I foresee some cookie smashing.
Can someone point me to the Locker room. This one must have been hacked it’s empty.
I believe that fear has crept in. Thankfully the Sabowl can defeat this type of evil.
I think Utah’s spread should’ve be 45 not 4.5
I think the decimal point was stolen by hackers….or aliens.
This is a really pathetic showing for the first day of SABOWL season…
That is probably true.
I think I lost my chances as soon as last season finished.
It is an indicator of our culture. The business of our lives is pulling us away from what is truly important. Hopefully it will get better.
I respectfully disagree with this statement!
Oops, it was actually Josh’s comment about a pathetic showing that I disagree with!
Oops again, now I see that it was Josh’s comment I was replying to. I am now finished in the Locker Room.
Mom, I appreciate you escalating the number of comments. Oops forgiven.
A few people are having extraordinary days so far while most of the crowd is together in the middle.
Great Day:
Ellen 4-0 so far
Rough Day:
Jonathan 0-4
Stephen 0-4
That is tough. Hang in there guys. It will either get better or it won’t. Either way, heartbreak is coming your way. Don’t let loser denial set in.
I think that Ellen is getting smug. I overheard her talking to her dogs saying that she is going undefeated.
SABOWL Smug Syndrome (SSS) The smugness a SABOWLer gets when taking an early lead. Often but not always followed by a case of being SABOWLED.
First dictionary addition of the season!
Are you freaking kidding me!
The good news is that you and Mom both picked South Alabama so you can’t fall another game behind there.
Also Stephan has the same picks so you’re not in last place by yourself.
#thebrightside
Sorry Stephen for mispelling your name any credit for catching on my own?
Congrats on the first hashtag of the season. Well done.
Settle down. Too early to get worked up like that.
By the way…you just got Sabowled.
We almost hit double digits before Midnight.
Haha – hopefully things will get a little more interesting in the Locker Room once everyone gets warmed up!
Well that wraps up day 1. What a game between South Alabama and Bowling green!
Blame it on the spread!
I’m not sure if I can recover from this case of SABOWL syndrome.
It would be epic and would make great future SABOWL stories and I doubt it would happen. But there’s the old cliche to give you some false hope “It’s still early.”
Come on man. Even though you are probably mathematically done…you can still enjoy it for the rest of us.
Is this a Sabowl themed amusement park? Just noticing the appropriate Sabowl colors
I really wish Memphis would have went for a 2 point conversion at the end of the 4th quarter.