Final College Football of 2013

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This post comes to you from the Biltmore House.

Pretty sure I will be eliminated today after I lose my 9th Straight game. Is that a record?

Advocare V100 Bowl

Arizona (-7.5) vs. Boston College

When: Dec. 31, 12:30 p.m. ET

 Where: Shreveport, La.

 TV: ESPN

Arizona (7-5) lost three of four to finish the season fourth in the Pac-12’s South Division. The Wildcats, who are ranked 11th nationally in rushing offense, have the No. 2 running back in the country in Ka’Deem Carey (156 yards per game) and a quarterback in B.J. Denker who has thrown for 14 touchdowns and rushed for 12 more.

Boston College (7-5) features FBS’ top-rated running back, Andre Williams, who ran for 2,102 yards despite getting hurt early in the Eagles’ season finale. BC finished third in the ACC’s Atlantic Division, partly because it was 0-3 against teams that finished with better records.

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WARNING TO ALL SABOWLERS:  Beware of drinking any Kool-Aid products provided by Advocare.  The after affects are not known to anyone. 

**Please note this video does not reflect my views of Capitalism. However it does about The Jones Cult, Karl Marx and Lebron James.

 

Hyundai Sun Bowl

UCLA (-7.5) vs. Virginia Tech

When: Dec. 31, 2 p.m. ET

 Where: El Paso, Texas

 TV: CBS

UCLA (9-3) faced five ranked teams and lost to three of them, finishing second in the Pac-12’s South Division. The Bruins’ top rusher for the season was also its quarterback, Brett Hundley, but toward the end of the year they also discovered a hidden offensive gem in freshman linebacker Myles Jack.

 Virginia Tech (8-4) finished with the eighth-best scoring defense (17.4 points allowed per game) but only scored 23.4 per game itself, part of why the Hokies finished in a three-way tie for second place in the ACC’s Coastal Division. QB Logan Thomas has been decent, though his rushing numbers have been down.

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AutoZone Liberty Bowl

Mississippi State (-7.5) vs. Rice

When: Dec. 31, 4 p.m. ET

 Where: Memphis, Tenn.

 TV: ESPN

Rice (10-3) navigated a watered-down Conference USA to beat Marshall for its first conference title since 1957. The Owls have a solid run game and a game manager in QB Taylor McHargue, not to mention a defense that has been able to slow opponents down.

 Mississippi State (6-6) won its final two games to reach bowl eligibility, including an overtime victory in the Egg Bowl over Ole Miss. The Bulldogs have been sluggish on offense, but they’re better when dual-threat QB Dak Prescott is moving the ball around.

 Don’t really have anything interesting to say here.  Nothing says Happy New Year like the combination of Rice and Auto Parts.

Chick Fil A Bowl

Texas A&M (-13.5) vs. Duke

When: Dec. 31, 8 p.m. ET

 Where: Atlanta

 TV: ESPN

Duke (10-3) made its first-ever appearance in the ACC title game but got blown out by unbeaten Florida State. Nevertheless, this has been the best season in school history for the Blue Devils, which won the Coastal Division and used a smoke-and-mirrors approach to get to 10 victories.

 Texas A&M (8-4) has the country’s most polarizing player in QB Johnny Manziel, but the Aggies couldn’t do any better than eight wins despite his exploits because of a defense that made it impossible to stop anyone. A&M went 0-4 against ranked teams and allowed 33.5 points per game in wins over four other bowl-bound opponents.

 From the Sponsor:  This game is sponsored by the finest quick service restaurant on the planet.  Though I am not opposed to them being closed on Sundays, I am sure this represents how we all feel every Sunday and everyday for those of you that do not have a Chick-Fil-A in your region. 

If you would like to know more about Chick-Fil-A or prepare your pallet for a delicious chicken sandwich, feel free to check out this video as well. 

Be on the lookout for this in the Georgia Dome during tonight’s game.  The cows are known to terrorize evil burger vendors.

36 thoughts on “Final College Football of 2013

    1. Jonathan Post author

      I am fully engulfed in Sabowl syndrome. I don’t think I have ever been sabowld worse than the last couple of days.

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      1. josh

        I can’t remember having this tight of a battle for the lead with this many competitors. SABOWL “the ocho” could go down in SABOWL history.

        Also, this many people with a shot to win means a lot of broken hearts too, as evidenced by Jonathan’s dark post here.

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  1. josh

    I heard Jonny Football has his offseason all planned out: learning to crotchet with his grandmother, teaching children to read, digging wells in underdeveloped countries, and freeing the oppressed whales at Sea World.

    Wonderful things and all but I’m just hoping he can focus enough to beat Duke by two touchdowns for crying out lout.

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    1. Jimmy

      I went to bed thinking it was over. That would’ve been a good one to watch in spanish, even though I got Sabowled. Stinkin spread.

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      1. josh

        Games like that are one of the many reasons I appreciate the SABOWL. I probably would have never watched that otherwise…though I did stick with it even though I knew all hope of covering the spread were done at halftime.

        Great game!

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  2. Danny

    Well, well! Do I have a new record in the SABOWL for the first to be eliminated then directly to the longest win streak so far this bowl season.

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    1. Danny

      I was thinking that as well. However, we have really not been beat down by the SABOWL yet so I suppose I am due. Maybe I will win the remainder of the games just to still lose. Now that would certainly be some sort of record.

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